(I’m hoping the City of Lancaster, CA can work things out with Huy Fong Foods before things get out of hand.)
INT – DILAPIDATED RV – DAY
Wearing bunny suits, a MIDDLE-AGED MAN and a KID IN HIS TWENTIES strain to lug the last sacks of chili, jalapeno + sugar inside. Except for shelves, the vehicle’s been stripped to the walls.
MIDDLE-AGED MAN:
Time to cook.
They don plastic hoods and pour the ingredients into a large cauldron. The younger man picks up a modified power drill with a blade at the end and uses it to liquefy the mixture.
EXT – DILAPIDATED RV – DAY
A faint red mist creeps though an opened skylight before deepening into a crimson fog that billows out of the old RV.
FADE OUT.
More Gaudy Patter 